It Was A Binary Decision

We needed to add a developer to our expanding digital department. Our lead developer said, “I know a guy.” (Guys that code always know other guys that code.) Enter Jimmy Matyniak, our new Junior Developer. He’s incredibly talented and will passionately hunt down that one code-breaking typo if it kills him. Here are his vitals. His favorite word is “banter,” and he could live off Boba Tea. He loves sports and music, attending as many concerts as he can throughout the year. He covets sleep like a hibernating bear and is just as cuddly. Ladies, the line forms on the second floor.